Workplace Hazards: Weird Crime 2012
Double-fisted spooning doesn't cut it • Big breakfast surprise at McDonald's • What, doesn't everyone doodle at work? ... Weird Crime of the Southland 2012.
Weird Crime Of The Southland 2012
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Sunday, December 30, 2012
Saturday, December 29, 2012
Dumb, Dumber and Dumberer: Weird Crime 2012
Can you see me now? • If you're going to commit a crime, give the cops a hand by posting your crimes on YouTube • Wet-laundry smackdown ... Weird Crime of the Southland 2012.
Friday, December 28, 2012
If It Feels Good, Do It: Weird Crime 2012
No permit for freaky deaky at local swingers club • This old man, he played knick knack in the pool • Girls Gone Wild: Tinley Park ... Weird Crime of the Southland 2012.
Thursday, December 27, 2012
These Could be Scenes from the Movie 'Clerks': Weird Crime 2012
Monster energy for an extended pill-popping workout? • You can't smoke 'em if you don't got 'em • Oil me up and rub me down or death will take you ... Weird Crime of the Southland 2012.
Wednesday, December 26, 2012
Your Car Will Feel My Vengeance: Weird Crime 2012
Dollars and nonsense • Mom's car is your car • This fist through your car window in the nudie bar parking lot is me showing how much I care ... Weird Crime in the Southland 2012.
Tuesday, December 25, 2012
You'll Never Find Another Love Like Mine: Weird Crime 2012
Nothing says "I love you" like dragging you under my car • Afternoon delight ends with Miranda Rights • I Just Called 83 Times to Say I Love You, Or Else ... Weird Crime of the Southland 2012.
Monday, December 24, 2012
Women Behind the Wheel: Weird Crime 2012
Sliders and muscle relaxant don't mix • That's really hidden below the belt, young lady • And this guy swings a mean, mean bat ... Weird Crime of the Southland 2012.
Friday, December 21, 2012
Women Behind the Wheel: Weird Crime 2012
Sliders and muscle relaxant don't mix • That's really hidden below the belt, young lady • And this guy swings a mean, mean bat ... Weird Crime of the Southland 2012.
Strange-but-true stories from the Patch files of bizarre and ridiculous antics perpetrated by your fellow south suburbanites the past year. Auditioning for the Next 'Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle'? A Mokena woman who drifted over the center line, jumped the curb and almost hit a telephone pole just before midnight on Sept. 12, told cops she was driving home from White Castle. She had a half-eaten slider in her hand that she continued to munch on despite the officer's repeated requests to drop the burger. After cops towed her car — and the White Castle burgers still inside — she refused to talk to the cops. She was accused of driving under the influence of painkillers, muscle relaxants and Ritalin. On Mokena Patch This One Wasn't …
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You'll Never Find Another Love Like Mine: Weird Crime 2012
Nothing says "I love you" like dragging you under my car • Afternoon delight ends with Miranda Rights • I Just Called 83 Times to Say I Love You, Or Else ... Weird Crime of the Southland 2012.
Precious and few are the moments we two can share, sang the band Climax, but the following precious moments from the Patch files are more crazy, stupid love. Or just plain crazy and stupid. Just a Hunka-Hunka Burning Love: A 23-year-old Tinley Park mom is spending Christmas in jail, accused of running her boyfriend over with a car and dragging him through the street on Dec. 14, leaving him with injuries so severe doctors needed to surgically repair his burnt scrotum. The 21-year-old man was walking to the home of his girlfriend, Christine A. Meyers, after drinking at JW Hollstein's on Oak Park Avenue. As he crossed 175th Street, a car sped through a stop sign and struck him, police said. His legs were caught under the car and he was …
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Your Car Will Feel My Vengeance: Weird Crime 2012
Dollars and nonsense • Mom's car is your car • This fist through your car window in the nudie bar parking lot is me showing how much I care ... Weird Crime in the Southland 2012.
We don't take criticism very well, have a few trust issues and have difficulty expressing our feelings in a constructive manner in these reports from the Patch files. But why must the cars always suffer? You Can't Put a Price on Love: A 19-year-old Chicago Heights woman, displeased with her 20-year-old boyfriend's money management skills, came home in October to find her clothes shredded and several of her electronic devices broken. The boyfriend left, but not before all four tires of the woman's car were flattened. Apparently, anger management is another underdeveloped skill. On Chicago Heights Patch Baby, You Can Drive My Car: In October, a 27-year-old Chicago Heights woman lent her mom's car to her 39-year-old boyfriend in October, who …
Tom
3:29 am on Wednesday, December 26, 2012
Dennis, both of you are correct. Climax was The Climax Blues Band and before that name change it was Climax Chicago Blues Band. more ›