Add the Punchline to Our UFO Abduction Cartoon
If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to Leda, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Begging Man comic:
I also never have to worry about the toilet seat being up anymore, he does his business outside.
LADY EAGLES #1 FAN
7:30 am on Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Damn it Mong! Our agreement was my dog was to be left out of this!
David Molinari
8:02 am on Wednesday, June 13, 2012
The Aliens are so cruel They took my wife and my dog! I want my dog back!
David Molinari
8:07 am on Wednesday, June 13, 2012
So that's how green energy works! I'll miss the dog....
minnie ha ha
8:19 am on Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Begging man's revenge
LADY EAGLES #1 FAN
8:27 am on Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Hey honey does this tractor beam make my butt look big?
Jeff
9:50 am on Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Don't forget to call home !
Rich Orlowski
11:27 am on Wednesday, June 13, 2012
If it wasn't for that leash law, I would still have my dog.
Dave W.
11:37 am on Wednesday, June 13, 2012
"Don't say we never go anyplace!"
Marvin Daily
12:04 pm on Wednesday, June 13, 2012
"Don't take the dog!!!"
LADY EAGLES #1 FAN
1:08 pm on Wednesday, June 13, 2012
(Soft and sarcastic voice while smirking) "Help! Help! Someone please help us! My wife is being abducted by aliens!"
Orland Park Prairie
2:29 pm on Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Don't let the UFO door hit you on the rear on your way up!
babyboomer
2:38 pm on Wednesday, June 13, 2012
They wanted to keep the dog and send me back alone, but I said it was either both of us or none!!
Charles
11:53 pm on Wednesday, June 13, 2012
First my job, then my house. Now, I believe it's the government behind it all.
S R
12:04 am on Thursday, June 14, 2012
I wonder if she bought beer today???
Happy Camper
1:35 am on Thursday, June 14, 2012
The search for intelligent life on earth continues.
WA Mama
7:34 am on Thursday, June 14, 2012
After the television, the car and the house, finally, Doug's dog and wife were reposessed.
Ooftus Gooftus
7:36 am on Thursday, June 14, 2012
Beat this, David Copperfield!!!!
minnie ha ha
7:53 am on Thursday, June 14, 2012
Manhattan, purchased
for 24 dollars and you want to haggle?
Ooftus Gooftus
8:07 am on Thursday, June 14, 2012
Manhattan, purchased for twenty-four dollars, and you want to haggle????
Melissa
8:14 am on Thursday, June 14, 2012
Rover wonders if this is cosmic pay-back for all those cars he's chased.
kimchi warrior
8:35 am on Thursday, June 14, 2012
No refunds, suckers!!!
Billable Hours
8:36 am on Thursday, June 14, 2012
Here Lois your diaphragm! Catch!
Bob
9:58 am on Thursday, June 14, 2012
Boy, Orland Park really takes "pooper scooper" violations seriously!
Bob
10:07 am on Thursday, June 14, 2012
2014-So THIS is what President-for-Life Obama meant when he said violations of "Obamacare II-Pet Insurance Mandate" would be dealt with severely!
Chronicles of Bob
11:06 am on Thursday, June 14, 2012
2015- Bob celebrates as the final woman, child, minority and pet are finally removed from REPUBLICANA.
Bob
11:15 am on Thursday, June 14, 2012
Actually, Chron, women, children AND pets are all welcome in our "consevative.
big tent". Bureaucrats, parasites,and leftist liberals however..............
Billable Hours
12:29 pm on Thursday, June 14, 2012
Yes words hurt, but the "idiot" and "racist" shoes fit you too damn well Bob!
Chronicles of Bob
12:57 pm on Thursday, June 14, 2012
Why are you telling me this? Little over sensitive? Some guilt? My character Bob in the caption said it. You know, the one sitting on the bench in the picture above. He is celebrating that the Aliens took the last living beings other than the ones like himself. He's happy because now he can have the perfect world he always dreamed of. Hence, it's why he named it Republicana... Man, I thought for sure I had a winner this week, but now that I have to explain it, I'm not so sure!
Bob
2:43 pm on Thursday, June 14, 2012
Woah, talk about projection,C Bob. The guy is sitting on bench, not even smiling, his hands by his sides, and you say he's "celebrating"? The "last living beings other than himself"? Where do you get that? He's "happy"? Where do you get that?
One of the interesting things about these cartoons is that they serve as a Rorsach test (inkspots) for people to express their inner feelings.
Apparently your "inner feelings" involve genocide and projecting your contempt for others through some minority appearing "Republican" ( at least in your mind).
You may want to bring this up at your next therapy session.
Chronicles of Bob
2:58 pm on Thursday, June 14, 2012
I looked at the pic again just in case i missed something.... No, he looks like a Bob celebrating... winning caption stays...
Bob
3:03 pm on Thursday, June 14, 2012
Once again, Billable, you choose to insult instead of showing intellect. You choose to push people away and divide instead of convince and convert.
What exactly is your position in the Obama adminstration?
Chronicles of Bob
3:21 pm on Thursday, June 14, 2012
No, I'm pretty sure he is quoting your own words and advice that you had to patch... Well at least that was the comment I thought I saw... Now his stance on the Obama administration I'm not sure on... Based on his apparent love for "cool jesus" I'm guessing he is a big fan!
Bob
11:17 am on Thursday, June 14, 2012
Is this part of President Obama's "War on Women"? I guess if out of work women are abducted by aliens, it improves his unemployment numbers!
Leda
11:38 am on Thursday, June 14, 2012
"You said you wanted a dream vacation, something 'out of this world'....well, there it is! Enjoy!"
anthony
12:39 pm on Thursday, June 14, 2012
Kool Car
Denise Du Vernay
1:55 pm on Thursday, June 14, 2012
"And I thought Kirk Cameron was crazy as a loon. Color me embarrassed!"
Denise Du Vernay
1:56 pm on Thursday, June 14, 2012
(I'm not really entering the contest; I just couldn't resist).
anthony
3:48 pm on Thursday, June 14, 2012
What a Fair flushed fuchsia it must be...
eliyoyo
8:29 am on Friday, June 15, 2012
Not what I meant by "Doing the Dog."
eliyoyo
8:34 am on Friday, June 15, 2012
Romney: If I am president we'll outsource democrat women & dogs to Mars. We'll call it Romneycare.
Tom
3:36 pm on Sunday, June 17, 2012
"We've been practicing this levitation trick for six months, so ignore the UFO, OK?"
wally w
12:37 pm on Monday, June 18, 2012
I can't wait to blow out the candles on my next birthday cake!
Leda
1:12 pm on Monday, June 18, 2012
"Bob! Stop complaining about always being picked last and help me and Sparky down!!
Katie Kelly
3:57 pm on Wednesday, June 20, 2012
That husband sure got lucky, that wife looks hideous even for a cartoon
Nancy
6:41 am on Monday, June 25, 2012
"There's lasagna in the freezer, Bill! 45 minutes at 350 degrees!"
Nancy
6:42 am on Monday, June 25, 2012
"Carol, does this mean we're not having meat loaf tonight?"