Add the Punchline to Our Chicken Cartoon
If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to O.L. Taxpayer, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Dog Therapy comic:
So I bring them the tennis ball and they are like "that's a good boy" then they just throw it again. What do they want from me?
Frank
6:16 am on Wednesday, September 26, 2012
If we dont cross the road we wont give all the humans a reason for asking why did the chicken cross the road.
Heather Sciford
6:26 am on Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Crossing the road Gangnam Style!
Jim McGonigal
4:17 pm on Thursday, September 27, 2012
^^^^^^^^^Winner winner chicken dinner! IMHO
me
7:16 am on Wednesday, September 26, 2012
My finger needs some one to pullet (a pullet is another name for a hen)
LADY EAGLES #1 FAN
8:12 am on Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Hey Pollo, where you going? Wish I could tell you.
gail volpe
8:35 am on Wednesday, September 26, 2012
OK y'all get up and follow me through the chicken dance
QC
8:59 am on Wednesday, September 26, 2012
And there, my fellow feathered friends, is what is known as, "The other side."
Hoghead
9:38 am on Wednesday, September 26, 2012
This should FINALLY put an end to the age old question.
Julie Gage
10:58 am on Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Hey, you! Why are you over there??
Paul Nicol
11:02 am on Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Im going to the Romney rally.Hes the only canadate not promising a chicken in every pot
collen bender
11:09 pm on Thursday, September 27, 2012
candidate.
RRM
11:57 am on Wednesday, September 26, 2012
He's going to the other side !! He's going to the other side !! Boy, he really can be so cocky.
Bob Laird
12:33 pm on Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Don't ask me why, but I feel the need to go there.
Leda
12:43 pm on Wednesday, September 26, 2012
1st chicken: Why is he crossing the road?
2nd chicken: To see if Chuck's readers can come up with a comical response.."
Norm
1:14 pm on Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Moments later, young Fricassee realized he should have waited for the light.
Mark Levy
2:22 pm on Wednesday, September 26, 2012
To get away from the "Fowl" smell.
Jackie
3:01 pm on Wednesday, September 26, 2012
I am on my way to find Peter Griffin!!!
Tom
3:56 pm on Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Was that egg there when we got here?
Concerned neighbor
4:17 pm on Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Is that ANOTHER Chipotle going up? Haven't people realize its over-rated? Try the steak and pork!
Chronicles of Bob
4:25 pm on Wednesday, September 26, 2012
There's Colonel Sanders!!! Let's gett'em boys!!!
Billable Hours
4:51 pm on Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Now this is funny......so probably won't win!!!
Billable Hours
5:01 pm on Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Isn't Colonel Sanders dead?
James Sylvester
4:59 pm on Wednesday, September 26, 2012
To get to the other side STUPID !
John Ferrari
5:46 pm on Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Why did the chicken finger cross the road? To get to the other fried.
anthony
12:27 pm on Thursday, September 27, 2012
winner
Jerry Brinnehl
7:18 pm on Wednesday, September 26, 2012
and why was I crossing this road ?
Jim McGonigal
8:58 pm on Wednesday, September 26, 2012
"and I call this the Funky Human"
TOUGH ON THE INSIDE
8:59 pm on Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Damn this short term memory loss! I can never remember why I crossed the road!
Jim McGonigal
9:01 pm on Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Devon embarks on his quest to find out,,,, what comes first the bumper or the Chevy.
eyerish
9:02 pm on Wednesday, September 26, 2012
C'mon let's go to the pub and meet some chicks
Lisa Gmyrek
9:39 pm on Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Walk like and Egyptian.
Zarat Gabriel
6:22 am on Thursday, September 27, 2012
Oh, my goodness, my favorite 1812 reenactors!!
Leda
8:38 am on Thursday, September 27, 2012
See boys....this is called Poultry in Motion.
Leda
8:39 am on Thursday, September 27, 2012
I'm going over there to settle the dispute of "which came first, the chicken or the egg?"
Kelly
8:46 am on Thursday, September 27, 2012
I just want to see what all the fuss is about!
Leda
12:22 pm on Thursday, September 27, 2012
I don't care if they sell 30 million pounds of chicken wings each year....they're Hooter Girls!!
eyerish
8:59 pm on Thursday, September 27, 2012
White Hen !!!! That's not a white hen, I'm
a white hen '
Leda
12:34 pm on Monday, October 1, 2012
Chicken #1 : "I'm going over there to check out the Henway"
Chicken #2: "What's a Henway?"
Chicken #3: "About 2-3 pounds"